15 February 2015

Notes - humor

         Dusk. You had a good day. Forty minutes of exercise, plus work around the house, a late lunch at Max and Erma’s in Sharonville by I-275 and Rt. 42, then home where you worked on deleting channels from the new TV (lots of channels) – you are up to channel 48; you consider this an accomplishment particularly after reading the instruction folder for the television (very small print). Now you are at Kroger’s on Mason-Montgomery Road. Carol is inside. The parking lot is full as a storm watch shifted to storm warning with four to eight inches of snow. You called Jared and asked if he would do the driveway what with Carol with a bad knee and you not wanted to trouble your lower back. He said he would do it for free after you offered twenty but he mentioned that you and his dad paid half for the snow blower in the first place so you left it up in the air. You plan to slip him twenty sometime after the fact when you see him by himself. – Amorella

         Evening. You had Kroger’s crunchy peanut butter with honey and raisins on the end of an old loaf of bakery wheat bread and cereal for supper, Carol had similar. You watched NBC News and last Thursday’s “Blacklist” on TW Prime and are DVRing shows tonight and during the week. The trash has been taken to the street and tonight you await the snowstorm tomorrow. – Amorella

         2133 hours. It looks like we are on the edge of the coming system – most of the storm appears to be heading through central Kentucky, then on east to Washington and New York City. SNL-40 is on, Carol is probably watching. I am copying it Friday night’s showing. We watched that show religiously until Kim was born; our quiet life routine disrupted – no complaints. We have had a wonderful life. This morning when I delivered the neighbor’s Sunday paper in the cold I came in thinking about how it was as a kid going out Auntie and Uncle Doc’s outhouse in such weather (when we were gathering maple sap to make syrup). At least the spiders didn’t move, nothing moved in the outhouse in such cold. I don’t remember lingering either, summer or winter I did not linger in the outhouse. As a kid I never thought to take along any toilet paper. I hoped there was some sitting beside the holes but sometimes there was nothing, not even a Sears’ catalogue to tear a page from. Hot and cold running water in the house, a gas stove rather than a coal fired potbelly. I remember. No electric sockets or switches on the wall. I’d go home where we had all those things and I would think about both sets of my grandparents who grew up living like Auntie and Uncle Doc. They did have a car. I think it was a Plymouth out of the 1930’s. We didn’t have a car until Dad came home from the war. I am appreciative to have been born when and where I was so I might be allowed to experience those lack things so that I might better appreciate them the rest of my life.

         Your words are awkward and you spend time tweaking them for no good reason. – Amorella

         2200 hours. I can rarely express myself properly. What irony.

         Most everyone has irony in her or his life, boy. You are no exception. – Amorella

         2203 hours. What is the lesson in it?

         Humor, at least that is how you see it. – Amorella

         Indeed. Humor though need not be a joke.

         Absolutely, boy. Post. - Amorella

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